fuckyeahmozzarellasticks:

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THESE FUCKING MOZZARELLA STICKS THEY ARE WRAPPED WITH FUCKING BACON

(via thisiswhyyourefat)

I want to have babies with this. Lots of delicious, cheesy babies… then fuck them and eat them. ALL of them. Yes… delicious fuckeating…

girlfromfreecloud:

lucius-derpius:

1. Fascinating discourse, chum
2. Riveting fable, comrade
3. Intriguing anecdote, brethren
4. Perpetuating argument, colleague
5. Sweet saga, yo
6. Waste of time, jerk
7. Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
8. Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
9. Interesting intellect, imbecile
10. Trepidating bore, fetus
11. Ballin’ gossip, dawg 

Gripping tale, chap.

Fantastic observation, old boy. (to be said whilst wearing a monocle and smoking a cigar only)

I’m going to post a bunch of pictures and be a HUGE attention whore. So everyone needs to follow me, okay?! DO IT! Pleeeeeeeeeease? I’ll love you long time! With lots of Armadillo Gonorrhea Magic fun time!

This tickles my fancy. Both the bike and the fat dude.